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Dear Kent Dairy Queen,
Just an FYI - Blizzards are not rocket science. They are quite easy to make, really.
Step 1: Dispense soft serve ice cream into the correct sized cup.
Step 2: Add desired mix-ins.
Step 3: APPLY CUP TO BLENDER AND TURN BLENDER ON.
Et voila! Blizzard!
What you gave me was a cup of soft serve vanilla with Blizzard mix-ins on top. This is somehow what always happens when we stop at your establishment.
This is why we'll be going to the Auburn Dairy Queen from now on.
Sincerely,
Karyn Johnson
(A former DQ employee who could make Blizzards properly when she was 15...what's your excuse?)
Just an FYI - Blizzards are not rocket science. They are quite easy to make, really.
Step 1: Dispense soft serve ice cream into the correct sized cup.
Step 2: Add desired mix-ins.
Step 3: APPLY CUP TO BLENDER AND TURN BLENDER ON.
Et voila! Blizzard!
What you gave me was a cup of soft serve vanilla with Blizzard mix-ins on top. This is somehow what always happens when we stop at your establishment.
This is why we'll be going to the Auburn Dairy Queen from now on.
Sincerely,
Karyn Johnson
(A former DQ employee who could make Blizzards properly when she was 15...what's your excuse?)