(Paraphrased, because I can't recall the conversation word-for-word.)
Lance: "I'm so sick of Ohio State always being one of the top teams in the Big Ten. I wish they could suck for once so they could see what it's like for the rest of us."
Me: "Why don't you wish instead that your team is better than mine, instead of wishing that my team could come down to your level of suck. If you're sick of Ohio State being on top, than Minnesota needs to step up and be better than the Buckeyes."
Lance: (annoyed) "Do you want me to root for Michigan today?"
Lance: "I'm so sick of Ohio State always being one of the top teams in the Big Ten. I wish they could suck for once so they could see what it's like for the rest of us."
Me: "Why don't you wish instead that your team is better than mine, instead of wishing that my team could come down to your level of suck. If you're sick of Ohio State being on top, than Minnesota needs to step up and be better than the Buckeyes."
Lance: (annoyed) "Do you want me to root for Michigan today?"