Allow Me to Revel in My Dorkitude

I've always wanted a fountain pen. Don't ask me why. I just like them.

That being said, I discovered this.

Oh my God! Full of want!

Of course, I am too practical to buy such frivolities.

Guess it's good they don't have Shakespeare.

My Husband is a Wise Ass

Lance: I'm going to buy you a riding mower when we move to Seattle.

Me: Why would I need a riding mower? We can't afford enough yard in Seattle to have a riding mower.

(Not to mention, I'm not the one who mows the lawn.)

Lance: But this riding mower is just so awesome.

Stupid me. I thought he was being serious.

Until I saw what he was looking at.