Truth

This was forwarded to me this morning by a co-worker. It was the only laugh I had all day (and believe me, my day was worse than Hell).

Last night as I lay sleeping
I died or so it seemed,
Then I went to heaven
But only in my dream

Up there St Peter met me
Standing at the pearly gates,
He said "I must check your record
Please stand here and wait."

He turned and said "Your record
Is covered with terrible flaws,
On earth I see you rallied
For every losing cause."

I see that you drank alcohol
And smoked and used drugs too,
Fact is, you've done everything a good person should never do.

We can't have people like you up here
Your life was full of sin,
Then he read the last of my record
Took my hand and said "Come in."

He lead me up to the big boss and said
"Take her in and treat her well",
She used to work in Payroll
She's done her time in hell".

Anniversary

Six months ago today, Lance and I brought home our little furry bundle of joy.

Hard to believe she was that little. *points to icon* She's a biiiiiiiiig girl now.

But she is so smart and so fun and nothing cures whatever ails you quite like a doggie snuggle. Reece is the best at that. THE. BEST.

In other news, our garage door is broken. If Lance hadn't had the day off today, I wouldn't have been able to get my car out of the garage. And that would've been fine by me, actually. If I had missed work today, I would've missed a lot of stress and aggravation.