Laugh of the Day

[prosodic]

I got spammed by a seminary. A SEMINARY. I don't even know that it's an accredited institution or why in the world they would even send me mail. But they would like for me to consider enrolling in their fine institution to pursue a degree in Bible (WTF is that, anyway?) or Theological Counseling.

I laughed so hard. I think Lance was more horrified than amused.

I'm not sure how they got our PO box address on base. I think Lance is more annoyed by that than anything. Whatever. That was my laugh for the day.

By the way, I found something to mix in with tomorrow's popcorn - caramel bits. They were in the baking aisle. So if the popcorn is hot enough, they should get melty.

I have a pork tenderloin going in the crock tomorrow. I have a packet of Lipton onion soup mix. I really only need to add some water, but I'm thinking about a splash of balsamic as well. Not sure if that's necessary, but I have it and don't use it very often and want to get some use out of it. I have some apricot preserves too. Maybe mix all that together? That might be good.

And oh...my "runner's knee" (sarcasm) hurts like an absolute sumbitch today. I've been in so much pain.

Comments

[godchick.livejournal.com]

You need to get back to a Dr. about your knee. Don't settle with what they told you. Maybe a 'fake' injury will get you an MRI. You can say you twisted it or something.

[piranha-girl.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry your in so much pain :(