Bugger Off!

[prosodic]

Dear Whoever Keeps Coming Over Every Couple of Hours and Ringing my Doorbell -

PLEASE STOP...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

I do not answer the door when I'm home alone unless I am expecting someone or recognize the car in the driveway.

So far, I've been upstairs every time, so I could pretend like I wasn't here...but considering I am running all over like a whirling dervish today, it is likely you can catch me at some point. Probably when I'm getting ready to carry some laundry upstairs, and I'm standing right in front of the door.

(Why did I think it was a good idea to live in a house with so many windows?)

I have my headphones on right now, so I pretended not to hear that last doorbell.

No Love,
The Disgruntled Frau Johnson



Dear Deutsche Telekom -

Please stop calling for Herr Johnson during the day. The same person ALWAYS calls here, and I tell her day after day after day that Herr Johnson has a day job. And she says she will call back in the evening, but when the phone rings at the time she says she will call, there is dead silence on the line.

PLEASE CALL WHEN LANCE IS HERE SO THAT HE CAN TELL YOU HIMSELF THAT HE ISN'T INTERESTED IN YOUR OFFER.

I'm sick of talking to you.

No Love,
The Person Whose Name is Not on the Account

Comments

[queendisko.livejournal.com]

oi, I don't miss Deutsche Telekom.

[prosodic.livejournal.com]

They are absolute EVIIIIIIIL.