My Husband is a Wise Ass

[prosodic]

Lance: I'm going to buy you a riding mower when we move to Seattle.

Me: Why would I need a riding mower? We can't afford enough yard in Seattle to have a riding mower.

(Not to mention, I'm not the one who mows the lawn.)

Lance: But this riding mower is just so awesome.

Stupid me. I thought he was being serious.

Until I saw what he was looking at.

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[tully-monster.livejournal.com]

sigh...I had to show this to Dr. Tully Monster, and now he wants to make one with an old bike frame and our old reel mower...

I told him that if he was going to use it, it would have to be late at night when no one could see.

[prosodic.livejournal.com]

HAHA! Well, I'm sure he isn't the only one who wants to make one now. He'll be with the other husbands who were banished into darkness to try it out.