Crap

[prosodic]

I'm not alone in this house.

It appears that we are on the verge of having a serious ant problem.

We had huge issues with this in Germany, and I really don't feel like dealing with this right now.

And I really don't want to spray poisons around my house. I need a friendlier/healthier way to get rid of this problem.

Comments

[madwriter.livejournal.com]

Piles of Nutrasweet. Or if you can get it, pure Aspertame.

No, really. I've been using it as ant poison for years. It's one more reason why I never, ever drink diet soda.

[prosodic.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose Splenda would work. That's what I use (for myself, I mean). Although it would make a rather expensive pesticide.